I'd Rather Be Frying Bacon

Well, I realize joshacid beat me to this today, but why not spread the guessing game love around.

First lines of songs from my (semi-functional) iPod on shuffle:
(To be fair, I'm limiting this to ones I actually know. And the ones that the iPod will actually play.)
1. Woo-ooo! That was for Brooklyn.
2. Edna million in a drop dead suit. (Tom Waits, Jockey Full of Bourbon - mervlurker)
3. Something's wrong with Gertrude/She don't like the attitude
4. You're cracking up on a radio in a tunnel beneath the city
5. Lashing out the action, returning the reaction, weak are ripped and torn away.
6. God it was strange to see you again, introduced by a friend of a friend (Stars, Your Ex-Lover Is Dead - weaklingrecords)
7. [song title], father's favorite son.
8. The angel grabbed your bastard as we analyzed the accents (The New Pornographers, End of Medicine, i_am_vidoq)
9. It is you, you, you
10. What style he shows swimming past me
11. Persuaded, paraded, inebriated, in doubt (Uncle Tupelo, Whiskey Bottle, i_am_toby)
12. Mine eyes have seen the glory of the sacred wunderkind (The Smiths, These Things Take Time - pbsweeper)
13. [title], you mean it's all been [title]? Every whisper, every caress...
14. Long live our dying friend
15. Look out into the freeway eyes of the party
16. Here it is - bam! And you say "Goddamn, this is a dope jam!" (Public Enemy, Night of the Living Baseheads - xraytheenforcer)
17. Here's a game that self-destructs (Jawbox, Tracking, i_am_vidoq)
18. Who put the monkeywrench in well-oiled perfectionist emblem
19. If you find yourself standing at the end of your line (Uncle Tupelo, Grindstone, i_am_vidoq)
20. All that time you were keeping me straight I was [song title]
21. Number one in acquisitions (Fugazi, Oh, i_am_vidoq)
22. You can't trust anyone, cause you're [song title] (Built to Spill, Untrustable Pt. 2, i_am_vidoq)
23. I met my love by the gasworks wall (Pogues, Dirty Old Town - mervlurker)
24. Champion gear that I rock will get your boots knocked
25. Early in the morning, [title] whistle blows
26. It was Christmas Eve, babe, in the drunk tank (Pogues, Fairytale of New York - joshacid)

Alright, that's enough for today. Guess away!