I'd Rather Be Frying Bacon

Last night, while re-reading A Game of Thrones, I read this part:

Arya slid between legs as thick and white as marble columns, bounded to her feet, bowled into Prince Tommen and hopped over him when he sat down hard and said "Oof"

And I started laughing because in my mind, I was seeing this:

Oh, the joys of reading enhanced by Kit's artwork.